Me whenever I see @pineapple_jack
Happy birthday momma! This little old lady is growing up. Blessed to have you because I know many people couldn’t do the things you did as a single parent. I love you old woman.
Happy Birthday to my little brotha! Ryan, you are the funniest person I know. You are also the best liar I know. Even though always trick me into doing things I’d probably still do it if you asked. But no. You have to be a turd. You’re my favorite twin.
Congrats to my little seester on placing 2nd in the Miss Cotton festival! Had a great time with my boys!
Happy birthday to my little seester! Called Jessica to tell her happy birthday.
Me: You’re 10! You’re so old!
Jessica: Yeah but not as old as you!
I just love her so much. She’s the craziest, funniest, best dancer, silliest kid I know!
Cuddle weather? Fuck that. It’s hickey season. You can hide anything behind a large scarf.