Oh, ya know, just smoking my pipe outside Barnes and Noble.
Whoa! This little nugget turned 7 today! She’s getting so old! Ahhh! I miss when she wasn’t a little turd. Happy Birthday Katelyn!!!
#womancrushwednesday because seriously every time she sees me she lays on top of me or jumps on me or slaps my chest.
i’m genuinely concerned that no one will fall in love with me
It’s like a bestfriend, but more. It’s the one person in the world that knows you better than anyone else. It’s someone who makes you a better person…..well, actually they don’t make you a better person, you do that yourself because they inspire you. A soulmate is someone who you carry with you forever. It’s the one person who knew you and accepted you and believed in you before anyone else did or when no one else would and no matter what happens, you’ll always love them. Nothing could ever change that.
i didn’t realize how badly i needed an infinite loop of nicki minaj and ellen degeneres saying different words for booty until suddenly i had it.
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